Cooking Microwave Popcorn in a Campfire

There is a Bloggod, and she is vengeful. I talk shit about the weather and BLAM! twelve hours later a lightning bolt takes out our cable for the cable modem. I brag about my immune system and ZAP! I'm sick for an entire week. So no more predictions, lest I bring the wrath of the Bloggod.

So now it's back to the olden days: blogging and surfing with a dial-up modem, heating up left-overs on the stove, Betamax movies, using a pay phone, beating a woman over the head with my club and dragging her into my cave...

I found at least one story worth checking out, even if these pages took 2340234 seconds to load. Salon.com has a pretty interesting article about Howard Dean and the success he's had with blogging and the internet in general. It was a little distressing to see that jackass Joe Liberman leading the Dems field and Dean only getting 6%, but it's early and I'm hopeful. I think once people hear Dean speak they'll be taken by him. He is Mr. Soundbite.

A friend of mine once said the way the common man and the left will take this country back is through the internet. if Dean gives the Kerrys and Liebermans a run for their money, it may happen sooner than we think!

Also check out Sr. Gabe Chavez' most recent blog. He has some great pictures in his post, along with a great story. It's all just so, uh, great.

Well that's it for now. Happy 4th everybody! I got my 1st paycheck today since Bush's tax cuts went through. My take home pay went up $10.00!!! Thanks King George II! I love seeing that gizanillion dollar tax cut trickle down to me $10 at a time! USA! USA! USA!